Would you like to know how much five days of cream for “elevated white blood cells in the cervical mucus” costs after insurance? Of course you would!
$20.00. For five days. Though technically, I will only use it for four days, as yesterday I gave up without it.
So that’s $5.00/day. Damn. This had better be the most fantabulous thing I’ve ever put inside my… uh… well, you know. (I think I already said vagina and vaginal enough times, yesterday, to keep the frightening Google hits coming for quite some time.)
Truly, this is the most action I’ve seen in a long time. Between this and the anticipation of that twinpack of medicated douches, well, I’m all aflutter! Or is that atwitter? Afuckit.