You Are A Professional Girlfriend!
You are the perfect girlfriend – big surprise!
Heaven knows you’ve had enough practice. That’s why you’re a total pro.
If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you.
You know how to act in every situation … to make both you and your guy happy.
It must be my professional girlfriend status that has me beating away the men with a stick. Oh, wait, those are mosquitoes. My mistake.
I confess. What was proud self-assurance this morning turned down the path of woulda-coulda-shouldas by evening. But I’m all better now that I know I’m a perfect girlfriend. That will come in very handy on my next date. Which will be happening in 2012.