Funny thing about taking a mini-vacation from your stress: It’s right there, waiting for you, when you get back. Hmph.
And so today I can only offer this COMPLETELY hypothetical question, inspired by someone else, someone who is NOT ME:
Have you ever actually pulled a muscle in your arm while attempting to get into your “slimming” bathing suit? And if so, clearly that’s an indictment of the suit, and neither your arm nor the ass the suit got momentarily snagged on, right?
I’m just curious. Because I’m a seeker of knowledge. Yes.