November 4, 2007 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Chickadee: So there’s Fred, and Tom—
Monkey: Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Chickadee: Ew, no, they can’t do that, they’re both BOYS!
Me: That’s okay, sometimes boys kiss each other.
Monkey: They do?
Me: Sure, we’ve talked about that before.
Chickadee: Oh YEAH! I remember now. And that’s called… that’s called… wait, I know… that’s called MORMONISM!
Me: Uhhhhhh, no.
Posted by Mir @ 7:43 pm
November 4th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I so needed that today. When I stop to breathe, I may have to link up a few friends. Too perfect.
November 4th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
That is too funny!!!!
November 4th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Oh mi gawd too funny.
November 4th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Mormonism. I’m a Mormon? How am I going to break the news to my mother? sheesh.
;-)
November 4th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Hey, that is cool. Maybe that means I can stock groceries for a year without guilt or strange looks from the other Mormon. Of course, that means the coca cola and Starbucks are a problem though. Hmmm
November 4th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
*snort* That’s pretty funny.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
HAHAHAHA. That is HILARIOUS. I guess I’ll have to tell Jamie that we’ve found the right religion for us.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
No, that is what you call the corner of Bourbon and St. Ann. I guess you have to live in New Orleans to get that.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
LOL! I love this, Mir!!!
My son ain’t the greatest on hearing song lyrics correctly. He was very much into the Transformers TV show a while back. Where the music goes:
TRANSFORMERS
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
TRANSFORMERS
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
He used to sing a few different versions, including
TRANSFORMERS
MORE THAN BEATS ME EYE
(I have no idea what he thought that meant.)
My favourite, however, was
TRANSFORMERS
MORMONS IN DISGUISE
November 4th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That is the most awesome thing EVAR.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
I think you have the funniest kids on the planet.
November 4th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
That’s right up there with the “casino”. It is really hard to explain to friends and family why I laugh hysterically every time I see a gazebo.
November 4th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Does Mitt Romney know about this?
November 4th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
I thought that was catholicism.
TOTALLY kidding.
November 5th, 2007 at 4:01 am
HAHA. Oh dear. Joseph Smith is now rolling over in his grave ;)
November 5th, 2007 at 7:30 am
That is just hilarious!!
November 5th, 2007 at 7:47 am
bwahahahahahahaha! Hilarious!
November 5th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Snrk. As a (quite) ex I can even laugh on both sides of the issue. Lovely start to the day!
November 5th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Oh my gosh! That reminds me of trying to explain to my kids why the two “girls” live together across the street. Maybe I should just tell my kids the ladies have “Mormonism!”
November 5th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Perfection!
November 8th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Mir oh Mir…where have you gone?
November 8th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
OMG! Mormons! LOL! That is hysterical! What great moments!
November 8th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
kids, ain’t they grand.
the following conversation took place on the way to school one day… (and sorry, it has nothing to do with mormons or kissing boys.)
lb: you don’t need a dad to have a baby
tb: oh, yes you do, and trust me, it’s disgusting.