March 20, 2005 | Friends
I think it’s important to celebrate milestones.
I think it’s particularly important to sit back and reflect on the past and be able to pat oneself on the back and say, “Wow, I made it a WHOLE YEAR without killing anyone, ending up in a padded room, or falling down dead, myself!” And if there is growth that happened in that time, yeah, so much the better.
Please go wish my dear friend Kira a very happy birthday, today. She complains a lot less than I do, even though no one would blame her one bit if she did. And she’s an awesome mom and an inspiring writer.
But most importantly: she’s a friend worth her weight in gold, and she made it through another year. Happy birthday, Kira! (I’m still totally up for ditching the menfolk and taking you as my soulmate, babe… just say the word.)
March 20th, 2005 at 6:52 pm
Hey, wait a minute!
As a self-appointed spokesperson for the menfolk, it is my duty to inform you that we are not too keen on being ditched.
March 20th, 2005 at 7:05 pm
i will absolutely go over to wish kira well, especially since it is my (50th! gasp!) today as well. another year without another felony arrest, or points on my license- it’s all good!
March 20th, 2005 at 8:16 pm
You know I’d be there, babe, if we could just figure out the penis issue. Ya got one yet? OF YOUR OWN?
Well then. I’ll have to settle for one of my most treasured friendships ever. Thanks, Mir. Love you.
March 21st, 2005 at 10:15 am
Having a penis is kinda like e-mail.
You don’t think about it, take it for granted, till it’s down for a while, then you’re constantly checking it. And virus protection is vital.
Wait, did I say that out loud?