January 29, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!

I know I don’t always turn to you when I should. And I know that sometimes I don’t always make the right choices. Also, I tend to speak up only when I need a favor. I know. I’m working on it; all of it. I am.

Now. I solemnly swear to take out the garbage first thing in the morning. Please, please, let that be the source of the smell in the kitchen. I know you’re busy, and everything, but I don’t ask for much. Um, okay, well, I ask for lots of things. But I would really, really appreciate it if it’s just my garbage reeking and not a decaying rodent trapped in the wall.

See you at church in the morning, pal.

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1. Sarcastic Journalist says:
   

   can you tell him to come by my place? we have the stench of death coming from our garbage disposal.

   January 29th, 2005 at 10:15 pm
2. Dree says:
   

   Oh man, there is no smell worse than decaying rodent. I hope for your sake that it’s just the garbage!

   January 29th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
3. alektra says:
   

   Funny, I have the EXACT same problem right now. No, I am not kidding, I have seen the mouse tonight, too, but it ran away about five hours ago.

   Wah! I say we both have stinky garbage.

   January 29th, 2005 at 11:41 pm
4. Jenny says:
   

   Conga!

   Please don’t be a ro-DENT
   Not a stanky ro-DENT!
   No dead, decaying ro-DENT!

   January 30th, 2005 at 1:50 am