January 24, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony

Him: I’m pressing the stop button. Know why? So Mama will stop talking.
Me: EXCUSE ME??
Him: What? You’re annoying.

8 Responses to “Out of the will”

1. 1 alektra Says:
   January 24th, 2005 at 8:48 am

   Out of YOUR will.

   He’s in mine, now! Hee hee hee hee!

   Of course, he’ll have to protect my life for a few more years before he’d get anything but debt….

2. 2 Dave Says:
   January 24th, 2005 at 9:52 am

   Bad Monkey! No bananas for you!

3. 3 Mary Jo Says:
   January 24th, 2005 at 10:10 am

   Oh man… he sounds like me when I was his age.

4. 4 Mary Says:
   January 24th, 2005 at 10:11 am

   That is HILARIOUS!! The kids I nanny have said things like that to me before, and I get all offended until I realize that they learned it from, um, me.

5. 5 RockStar Mommy Says:
   January 24th, 2005 at 10:53 am

   Can I take his place in your will?

6. 6 Kym Says:
   January 24th, 2005 at 4:22 pm

   LOL!!!!

7. 7 Jules Says:
   January 25th, 2005 at 12:28 am

   Smallish boy has been known to point the remote at me and madly push the buttons saying “where the mute? where’s the mute?”

   Hehe…he is the moster I created ;)

8. 8 Fraulein N Says:
   January 25th, 2005 at 7:38 pm

   I know I shouldn’t laugh, but I am. Hard. Hee hee!