January 22, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I’ve been mulling over that last post, and I think I figured it out. Now I’m ready to reap the multi-million-dollar harvest of my brilliance.
See, it turns out that all this time, I’d been wearing this dabbed behind my ears. It works great, by the way.
But mix that with just a glimmer of hope and a hint of joy, and the result is more like this. And that, my friends, drives men wild.
And it can be yours for the low, low price of just $19.95, plus shipping and handling!
I know, I know. You’re thinking, “But Mir? Does it really work?” Well, you be the judge. I’m wearing it right now! And tell the truth: you want me more than ever. It’s okay. It’s not me, it’s my new miracle product. Trust me.
I’ll be accepting cash, checks, major credit cards, and lightning bolts.
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If I call right now will I also get a purse-sized container and a set of Ginsu Knifes for the same low price?
January 22nd, 2005 at 2:11 pmWhere do us guys put it?
January 22nd, 2005 at 2:42 pmIs that “taken” as in “spoken for”, or “taken” as in “taken for a ride”?
January 22nd, 2005 at 4:05 pmBrilliant! And, if successful, it will also solve that pesky lack-of-employment situation!
:-) Carry on!
January 22nd, 2005 at 4:13 pmI can not lie. I do want you more than ever. To think that it is all because of something dabbed behind your ears.
I feel like such a fool.
January 22nd, 2005 at 5:58 pmHow did you know I want you more than ever. I’m so embarrassed…I didn’t want you to find out this way.
January 22nd, 2005 at 9:51 pmUm…and can I make that in two payments? (and if I call within the next ten minutes, can I take one payment off?)
Try wearing a little “Teenage Boys Suddenly Started Calling Me ‘Mam’ and ‘That lady’.
That always make me feel super sexy!
January 23rd, 2005 at 1:25 amYou’ve been selling that stuff to my wife haven’t you?
January 23rd, 2005 at 11:38 am“Taken?”
What happened to “Bacon?”
/perpetually hungry
January 23rd, 2005 at 4:54 pmI need a few bottles for my daughter. My shotgun is in the shop.
January 25th, 2005 at 12:26 pmI know there’s a monthly quota…
…and/or monthly targets for several professions. Sales teams have their targets … and police officers have a certain number of tickets they’re expected to write out each month. (Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone’s going to come in and contest this last…
January 31st, 2005 at 6:15 pm