by Mir | May 31, 2010 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
In the following picture, I am to be commended for my excellent parenting because: A) A storm is about to roll in and douse us all. B) I’ve thrown my children 40 feet out of the boat, attached to us only by a fraying rope. C) I’m sitting there watching...
by Mir | May 29, 2010 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
So things have been pretty uneventful for the last 24 hours. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I am funny! When we last left off, we were busy packing up to head to South Carolina, gosh darnit, sickness and goopy eyes be damned. There was just one thing we had to take care of...
by Mir | May 28, 2010 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I would just like to apologize proactively to… uhhhh… well, I guess the entire state of South Carolina. I’m sorry. But maybe that’s the wrong place to start. Where I should start is with this: Hey, for MONTHS we’ve been looking forward to...
by Mir | May 26, 2010 | Oh look! Something furry!!
Sometimes I wonder if Licorice feels like she has a pretty good life with us, or if she lies awake at night planning to kill us in our sleep. I mean, I think we’re providing her more or less a puppy nirvana, but what do I know? I’m just a stupid human. And...
by Mir | May 25, 2010 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
This meeting will now come to order. Order, please. Everyone please take your coffee and your gluten-free cookies [hey, it’s my meeting; I made cookies I can eat] and find a seat. Great, thank you. This meeting of the local chapter of the Itty Bitty Titty...
