by Mir | Mar 16, 2009 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Health is overrated
I am a deal-maker. I don’t know why. It’s just something I’m prone to, and always have been—I can’t even blame it on the kids. Life is one big if-then statement, in my world. And sometimes it makes sense, I guess. Some things do logically...
by Mir | Mar 15, 2009 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
I’m about to go wake up my kids. It’s 11:00. It’s 11:00 and my children are still asleep. My children were returned to me late last night and are still asleep at 11:00, which I am sure isn’t anything I can draw any conclusions about, because...
by Mir | Mar 12, 2009 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
It’s nearly time for me to begin my planting, again, which means that soon you can all (once again) tell me about the HORRORS OF MINT. (Noooooo! Not the mint! ANYTHING BUT MIIIIIIIIINT!) Y’all have no idea how much I’m looking forward to it. In the...
by Mir | Mar 11, 2009 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Ottomatic For the People
Otto is on break this week. The louse. He hasn’t actually SAID, “Nyah nyah, you’re working and I’m not!” but I strongly suspect he is thinking it, occasionally. Mostly he just wanders into the office when I’m playing Scrabble on...
by Mir | Mar 10, 2009 | Retail Therapy
Why, yes. I am here to talk about my adventures in jeans shopping, again. PLEASE TRY TO CONTAIN YOUR EXCITEMENT. Once upon a time, long ago and far away, I bought a pair of Lucky brand jeans for a paltry $10. And lo, they are the most wondrous pair of jeans in the...