by Mir | Aug 6, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Another sign of the Apocalypse has come to pass, and you probably didn’t even know. Oh, sure; your life is busy. I understand. That’s why I’m here to fill you in. You would know to take cover if it started raining frogs or the four horsemen came...
by Mir | Aug 4, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Thank you to everyone who took the time to leave feedback on the last post. I know that most folks stop by here for The Funny, and sometimes when I post on more serious topics, the crickets chirp loudly and I do my Elephant Man impersonation here, alone in my bedroom...
by Mir | Aug 3, 2005 | Growing, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
There are so many important lessons we parents are responsible for teaching our children. How to share. How to take turns. How to partake of a meal in a way that won’t get you thrown out of a restaurant or never invited back to a friend’s house. How to put...
by Mir | Aug 2, 2005 | What do I do all day?
The acne solution I use on my face at night–combined with the heat and some sweating–is bleaching out my pillowcases. Note to self: Get a new face, or consider sticking to all-white bedding. A few hours in the sun helps with the acne, but causes me to burn...
by Mir | Aug 1, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Baby Boomers, Gen Xers, Generation Y, Sandwich Generation… they all pale in comparison. Today’s youths face issues us old fogies can never comprehend. Namely, they are wusses. My own children are a crystal-clear demonstration of this new ruling class. They...
