by Mir | Jan 15, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
My father is on vacation. Thank God. Just wanted to clarify. And when he gets back, he’s not allowed to read this post. Or most of the comments from the previous post. Mkay? Thanks. That said, let’s talk about the power of a great pair of shoes, my pets....
by Mir | Jan 14, 2005 | Detritus, Irreconcilable Differences
Yeah. Um. First: For those of you who read the previous post and didn’t get it, it’s sort of a joke. See? Funny? Haha? Well, I thought it was funny…. Second: Just for Sheryl (and possibly Ben, but that makes me feel dirty), I present my newest...
by Mir | Jan 14, 2005 | Irreconcilable Differences
Every now and then I feel a pang of remorse. No, really. I mean, I’m sure it’s a huge shock to you, dear readers, to hear that I sometimes experience regret, what with my entire credo being all about living in the moment and thowing caution to the wind and...
by Mir | Jan 14, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Me: Eat your breakfast, please. Him: No, I want to eat something else. Me: Eat your breakfast. Him: I’m gonna eat… YOU! Me: Eeeeeek! Him: I’m gonna eat yoooouuuu!! Me: Don’t eat me! I’m tough and yucky! Him: No you’re not....
by Mir | Jan 13, 2005 | Job? Huh?
Salient points from this afternoon’s exercise, in no particular order: I did not fall down in my super-fantastic boots. The person who interviewed me was not wearing shoes. The job is even better than I thought. The salary is even better than I’d hoped....
