by Mir | Dec 17, 2004 | Detritus
1) Upon arriving home from school, the children won’t stop bickering. You… A) Lock them in the basement. B) Knock their heads together. C) Sell them to the gypsies. D) Convince them that you’re having a blast whitewashing the fence vacuuming,...
by Mir | Dec 17, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Monkey: Why did the chicken fly? Me: I dunno, honey. Why? Monkey: Cuz her kids flew away! And she was chasing them! Me: Oh… haha…? Chickadee: My turn! Me: Okay. Chickadee: Why did the dinosaur lay an egg? Me: I dunno, sweetie. Why? Chickadee: Cuz she...
by Mir | Dec 16, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
The good news is, choir went pretty well tonight, and I think our concert will not be a total disaster. The bad news is, I am still not as comfortable with some of the music as I wish I was. The good news is, The Jackass called twice while I was out at rehearsal. The...
by Mir | Dec 16, 2004 | Detritus
The mentally ill would be me, of course; and maybe Joshilyn, but we are going to forgive her for planting the image of people buttering dogs in my mind on account of she is pretty and nice and a published writer. Also I’m afraid she might kill me in my sleep if...
by Mir | Dec 15, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Brought to you this evening by my stellar, cheerful mood, and also the little bit of questionable alcohol I found in the way back of my fridge. And we all know that these are the classic ingredients for true wisdom (even if I did type that as “widsom” the...
