by Mir | Nov 7, 2004 | Friends
Despite Kira’s staunch refusal to have a sex-change operation and marry me, I do love her like a soul-mate. Behold but a sampling of the wisdom that issues forth from her on a regular basis: “Where the heck are all the single Christians? I mean, do most...
by Mir | Nov 7, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
It’s started already. People are falling under the spell of the new me with my fabulous new glasses. Fame and fortune are within my grasp; as is utter humiliation. To wit: The scene is the church kitchen. Choir rehearsal has finished, and I am hiding in the...
by Mir | Nov 6, 2004 | About
Hey, guess what! It is incredibly difficult to take a picture of oneself if one or more of the following conditions is true: 1) You’re a lousy photographer. 2) You have normal-length arms. 3) Your fancy camera has a big-ass zoom lens, thereby assuring that there...
by Mir | Nov 6, 2004 | What do I do all day?
I think I forgot to mention that yesterday my new glasses finally arrived. I dragged the children out in 50 mile-per-hour gale force winds to pick them up, because I’m just that good of a mother. Anyway, remember how these new glasses are going to make me look...
by Mir | Nov 5, 2004 | I'm dating the television
I think maybe someday I’ll have an actual date that involves leaving the house, on the weekend, but maybe not until after I’m dead. Don’t ask me how that would work, logistically, because I have no idea. It made sense when I wrote it. Honest. Anyway,...
