by Mir | Nov 12, 2004 | Detritus
I’m the one and only Yahoo! search result for “uterus grew back”. I was kidding. Ewww. (Yeah, I know I’ve been neglecting my blog duties. Sit tight, my pretties… something good is coming down the pike very soon, trust...
by Mir | Nov 12, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
This morning I happened upon Unexpected Disaster Mess #37 and blew my cool. I mean I lost it but good; the kind of scene where the children freeze, watch me with rapt attention, and then scurry away as quickly as possible before I decide to eat them. A plant had been...
by Mir | Nov 11, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
How do you know when you have a keeper of a babysitter? Take this simple test to find out! You should keep your babysitter if: A) The kids love her B) She’s reliable C) She lives across the street D) She’s bright enough to call you “just to let you...
by Mir | Nov 11, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Because I have all the memory and learning capacity of a paramecium, I turned on my Ben Folds Five CD in the car again today. When “Song for the Dumped” came on I immediately hit the button to skip to the next track, and Chickadee threw a hissy fit. Her:...
by Mir | Nov 10, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
One Christmas, my ex–who was infamous for being a lousy gift-purchaser–accidentally bought me something wonderful. Well, he paid full price (which as you know I would never condone), but it was wonderful anyway. He bought me a pair of “wicked...
