by Mir | Nov 20, 2004 | What do I do all day?
… and you’ll have to check back later to see if the lawn wins. Leaves and pine needles are trembling with anticipation and fear! Oh… wait… that’s laughter. Dammit.
by Mir | Nov 19, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I swear we actually had this conversation in the car this morning. It was right after I was informed that it’s time to have Chickadee tested for ADD. (I like how her therapist tried to soften the blow by pointing out that part of the testing is an IQ test, so...
by Mir | Nov 18, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I am all about helping the masses. Truly. My knowledge is your knowledge. Moreover, my laundry is your laundry. Always remember to separate the darks from the lights, and don’t put my bras in the dryer, please. Anyway. Know how there are never an even number of...
by Mir | Nov 18, 2004 | Friends
Yesterday? Did something happen yesterday? What? LALALALALA! I can’t hear you! Tra la la, with God as my witness, I’ll never eat radishes again or allow people I barely know to mess with my head. Because frankly, I don’t give a damn. Or something....
by Mir | Nov 17, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Hello from an undisclosed location nowhere near where you suppose! I’m enjoying the Witness Protection Program. No one knows me, here, which I’m finding suits me just fine. All the better to hide me with, my dears. So here’s the thing. I am In...
