by Mir | Oct 18, 2004 | Job? Huh?, My name is Grumplestiltskin, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
It should be impossible to be as cranky as I was, yesterday, for longer than a day. Theoretically, I mean. But as we’ve previously discussed, I am quite gifted. At least when it comes to spectacular bottoming-out of the moods. My funks may modify and adapt here...
by Mir | Oct 17, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
During church Pastor: You know how hard it is when you’re learning to ride a bike? Monkey: Yeah! One time I was riding my bike and my wheel FELL OFF! Mama should FIX THAT! … Pastor: This week marks the beginning of our annual stewardship campaign, so...
by Mir | Oct 16, 2004 | What do I do all day?
What I should’ve done today: Rake leaves, put away the deck furniture, rake leaves, take down the shade cabana thingie on the deck, rake leaves, mow the lawn, and rake leaves. What I ended up doing today, on purpose: Vacuuming the entire house, dusting the first...
by Mir | Oct 16, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Chickadee: Our phone number is XXX-XXXX and your cell phone is XXX-XXXX. Me: Very good, honey. Monkey: Yeah, well, MY phone number is seven eight nine eleven STINKY BUTT!
by Mir | Oct 15, 2004 | Job? Huh?, Offspring: ecstasy and agony, What do I do all day?
*RING RING* What he said: Let’s set an up interview as soon as possible, here are the particulars, here is what we’re looking for, can you come in Monday? What I heard: This is the job you’ve been waiting for; right salary, right hours, people who...
