Anybody seen my facial muscles?

The cavities have been filled for several hours, now, and I am still bearing a frightening resemblance to a stroke victim. I am not even going to tell you what happened when I tried to eat a cookie. But, loving mother than I am, I marched my deformed self straight to...

The Packining

Packining is what happens when you simultaneously pack and panic. Packining is what happens whenever I try to pack for a trip, but particularly when I am trying to pack for a trip that is supposed to start tomorrow morning and I haven’t done the laundry yet and...

Purplexed! Purplexed!!

No, I have not forgotten how to spell. I am purplexed! As in, I am truly, madly, and very deeply in love with the rockalicious Kira, who not only sent me an entire package of goodies for my birthday but included the surest way to my heart: nailpolish! For my toes!...

Dial 1-800-SAVE-MIR

So once upon a time, in a land kinda far away during a time that was… ummm… a while back, I had this boyfriend in college. We were in loooooooove. Cuz I was all grown up and knew everything, you see. I was 19! An adult! Worldly! And he was really different...

Huh

Hey, I woke up today and… I don’t feel any different. Still 33. Thank God that’s over. Anyway. If I’d found a glimmer of hope in the possibility of a job I wouldn’t hate, I would be waaaaay too superstitious to talk about it. Especially...

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