by Mir | Jul 11, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
1) Taking the kids to a playground and then for ice cream because “all we’ll have to do is sit there and watch them” is more strenuous than it sounds, no matter how well-meaning and sympathetic the friend with this idea may be. 2) Quickly-melting ice...
by Mir | Jul 10, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Me *opening the blinds*: Oh, it’s a beautiful day outside! Him *digging in the pantry*: Yes! It’s a beautiful day for Sponge Bob Bubble Berry Poptarts!!
by Mir | Jul 9, 2004 | Detritus
Tonight I had a brilliant idea. And it was the following: Hey! In spite of never letting anyone take my picture–hence the paucity of pictures of myself that Don’t Completely Suck–once a couple of years ago I had to have my picture taken for the...
by Mir | Jul 9, 2004 | Detritus
Really, I am only doing this post to cheer up Zoot and show her she’s not the only freak magnet out there. As we all know by now, there are plenty of freaks to go around! Also, between Friday Facts and Fiction and hitting the grocery store today, my energy is...
by Mir | Jul 9, 2004 | About
I love how threatening to be even more pitiful than usual just draws the questions out of everyone. It doesn’t make me feel like a melodramatic attention-demanding freak at all. Really. Let’s get to it before I think about that for too long, mkay? Genuine...
