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	<description>&#34;Maybe all we can hope to do is end up with the right regrets.&#34;</description>
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		<title>Why am I even surprised?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We knew, not even very far into it, that fixing the pool was yet another Curse Of Casa Mir project, doomed from the start. What could go wrong, would go wrong. Obviously. Much went wrong. So much went wrong, they had to redo the liner entirely, which meant the first one was taken away and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230; and then I broke my hand on an apple</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 10:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We went up to the mountains to pick apples on Saturday. So pretty! Idyllic! I kept cautioning Monkey about the uneven terrain at the orchard because &#8220;all we need now is for someone to break an ankle.&#8221; HAHA. No one broke an ankle; we picked a bushel of apples, and the boys ate some fried [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not actually a post</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I kind of left you hanging, this week. I&#8217;m sorry. I would tell you all about it, but I&#8217;m currently still in the &#8220;I hate everyone and everything&#8221; phase on several fronts, so give me a few more days to return to some semblance of humanity. In the meantime, here&#8217;s a dog: She says she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me, wall, BOOM</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2012/09/04/me-wall-boom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had a meeting over the phone with Chickadee&#8217;s &#8220;treatment team&#8221; (and I use that term loosely) last week, during which I&#8217;m pretty sure my head exploded. In the aftermath I had a small tantrum and then returned to all of the things I&#8217;m supposed to be doing. We took Chickie out for a while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The texting generation</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2012/08/14/the-texting-generation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I have a confession to make: Today&#8217;s post of mine over at Feel More Better, about how today&#8217;s teens text more than they talk, is a little more grumpy than it seems on the surface. Yes, I&#8217;m wondering about the parallels between what they do now, and the note-scribbling, constant-phone-talking existence I led as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The logistics of frustration</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2012/07/12/the-logistics-of-frustration/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health is overrated]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Chickadee had cancer&#8212;if she had a tumor in her brain or rogue cells infiltrating her marrow&#8212;everything would be different. Well, almost everything. The thing that wouldn&#8217;t be different would be the fear and the worry and the what-if-ing I try to only indulge in in the middle of the night. But people wouldn&#8217;t avoid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A revised Serenity Prayer</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2012/04/12/a-revised-serenity-prayer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one goes out to all of my fellow parents of teenagers, with love and respect. God, grant me the serenity to accept that the only difference between teens and psychopaths is that most teens eventually change, The courage to smile around gritted teeth and ground the offender, And the wisdom not to smother anyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You just don&#8217;t even wanna know</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2012/03/27/you-just-dont-even-wanna-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I told someone yesterday that if our life right now was a novel or a movie, I&#8217;d be rolling my eyes at how unrealistic it is, because NO ONE has luck that bad. It&#8217;s just not believable. In other words: How was your weekend? Ours involved The Hunger Games, and then stomach flu. Yes. Because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poor, poor little bunnies</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2012/03/20/poor-poor-little-bunnies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was feeling pretty good yesterday, which was surely my first mistake. Sure, the pollen count is SO HIGH (how high is it?) that no one can breathe, but whatever. Details. Yesterday evening Chickadee commenced falling into giant chunks of woe and sickness, and the FANFUCKINGTABULOUS thing about the combination of 1) chronic illness and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>2013, man. Twenty. Thirteen.</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2012/01/12/2013-man-twenty-thirteen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2010, Monkey had a seizure, and I spent about three weeks completely convinced that he had a brain tumor. Otto and I lay in bed at night, holding hands, talking quietly about the &#8220;what if&#8221;s and sometimes about nothing very important, just because neither of us could sleep and it was comforting to whisper [...]]]></description>
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