I used to regularly post about the search terms that brought people to the site, and somewhere along the way I stopped doing it. Probably because 1) I stopped actually checking my stats all that often, because once you’ve passed the “Hey, I think people other than my parents and my best friend are actually visiting my blog!” point, it just isn’t all that exciting, and 2) it’s entirely possible that I realized it was uninteresting.
Today, however, I’ve got nothing. Well, nothing other than my dog decided to cry and howl at midnight for no discernible reason and I was immediately catapulted back to those horrible first-time-mother newborn days when I spent a lot of time wondering if maybe my baby was in terrible pain and I was the world’s worst mother for not knowing how to fix it.
[In this case, apparently the dog had to pee, and then once we did that she just thought it might be a good time to play. I think. When I sent a panicked email about it all to the Dog Whisperer---now THERE's someone who's doubtless wishing she could un-know me right about now, with my Puppy Angst and hysterical middle-of-the-night emails---she suggested a squirt bottle full of battery acid to quell rowdiness if it happened again.]
[Okay, she said battery acid and then changed it to water, but I'm sure the battery acid will be fine.]
Anyway. What? I’m a little tired today.
So here’s a little quid pro quo. I’m always the one sharing. According to my site statistics, here are the things you felt the need to share with me, that brought you to my humble corner of the Internet.
first snow day basket off school
I’m… happy for you, that your basket got the day off of school on account of snow. I hope it got to make many snow… baskets.
my son wants to be a chipmunk for halloween
Good for him! My son wants to be dog. Oh, were we talking about Halloween? He just wants to be a dog in general. I have no idea what he wants to be for Halloween this year. (Truly, we’re never going to top the year he was a chick magnet, and he knows it.)
reading logs are evil
Oh, I don’t know if they’re evil. Annoying, yes. Pointless, maybe. But if they’re evil, how do you then qualify things like toys that come anchored into the box with a dozen industrial-strength zip-ties? You see the problem.
what is the The Chronicles of Narnia resolution
With God as their witness, they would never be hungry again. I’m pretty sure someone waved around some Turkish Delight while they said that, too.
i had strep throat and took my antibiotics and now i m sick again
Thank you for sharing. Though sharing that with your doctor rather than Google might be more helpful.
laughing cow cheese for babies
I’m pretty sure it’s not for babies, actually. Though most babies I know could be interested in laughing cows.
does babybel cheese have hormones
Yes, but because they’re babies, it’s only a very small amount. Once they’re teenagers, though, they’re prone to acne and melodrama.
what happens if you inhale dirt
You sneeze mud! Oh, wait—did I ruin your joke?
where to buy cheap oversized black pillowcases
I really just don’t want to know.
how to love to free spirit person
You just set them free, and if they come back to you you give them a Milkbone, and if they don’t, well, it’s probably because you’re a jerk. (This answer supplied by Licorice.)
As always: Thanks for visiting, and stay weird.