Our patriotism and sportmanship, let me show you it:
Women’s 4x100m relay swimming event = Sobbing child insisting he has already WATCHED the Olympics, can we STOP now?
Men’s Beach Volleyball = That looks itchy.
Men’s Water Polo = What are they doing? Where’s the ball? Is there a ball? I’m bored.
Men’s 56kg Weightlifting = Awesome! Little men scowling at big heavy things!