May 20, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony

Huck: Baron Baptiste? Seriously? No wonder your mom’s so weird, Monkey.
Rainboy: LOOK AT MY CARDS I HAVE THESE POKEMON CARDS AND YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THEM CUZ I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE THE POKEMON CARDS I HAVE LOOK!
Monkey: Um, if you two stop talking for a minute, my mom’s eye might stop twitching and then maybe she’ll give us cookies.

Your turn!

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1. the Mater says:
   

   Huck: “Let’s put our heads together and think up a way to stay up all night …”
   Rainboy: “Hey the pictures on these cards are much more fun than Pokemon …”
   Monkey: “You two can stay in the basement - I bet you won’t sleep at all down there!”

   May 20th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
2. Cele says:
   

   Huck: It was nice that your mom is letting us spend the night. When I asked my mom, her head spun and she began barfing up her happy pills.
   Rainboy: Yeah, barfing. Ha ha, barfing. Oh, yeah, barfing.
   Monkey: Mom? Are you okay?

   May 20th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
3. Amy-GO says:
   

   Huck: Oh look Monkey, your mom is trying to take a picture of us! Let’s not let her, ok? Nobody look!
   Rainboy: BUT I WANT TO LOOK WHY CAN’T I LOOK I DON’T THINK I CAN HELP MYSELF REALLY CAN I LOOK NOW?
   Monkey: Is it time for you two to go home yet?

   May 20th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
4. patricia says:
   

   Is it just me, or could the back of those heads be three teen boys? Perhaps teen boys watching some movie with major intensity. I don’t know, somehow I see popcorn not pokemon cards.

   Must just be me.

   May 21st, 2006 at 2:58 pm
5. Dawn says:
   

   Huck: Yeah, your mom’s a goofball. My mom never takes pictures of the back of my head.
   Rainboy: I WANNA LOOK CAN I LOOK I WANNA TURN AROUND NOW WHY CAN’T I TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT THE CAMERA HUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING LET GO OF MY HAIR STOP IT HUCK OW OW OW OW!
   Monkey: Just sit still guys. We’ll get the cookes sooner.

   May 21st, 2006 at 6:22 pm
6. Bob says:
   

   Monkey: okay, everybody know what they’re gonna do? I’m gonna get Chickadee and bring her downstairs. Huck, you’ll have the Frankenstein mask on and be hiding beside the stairs. Rainboy, you’ll be wearing the fangs and the cape and be hiding…
   HUCK: I WANNA WEAR THE FANGS WHY CAN’T I WEAR THE FANGS RAINBOY ALWAYS GETS TO WEAR THE FANGS CAPES ARE COOL FRANKENSTEIN IS SO BORING IF YOU GIVE ME A CHARZARD AND TWO CHIRTLES I’LL WEAR FRANKENSTEIN…..
   Rainboy: If I had a bucket of water and stood over here instead…..

   May 22nd, 2006 at 11:41 am