September 25, 2005 | Detritus
Hi.
Um. Hmmm. How do I say this?
*ahem*
I am perhaps not quite as careful with my address as I should be, though I think (thought?) I’ve only given it out to a very few people. Sometimes, folks offer to send me stuff! And hey, I like stuff! So if I know the requestor reasonably well–say, well enough to feel comfortable that they will neither ship me bloody body parts nor show up on my doorstep with a chainsaw–I fork over my address. Sometimes, I get something good to eat! Or a nice bottle of port! Or something pretty!
I forgot to grab my mail yesterday, so I walked out and got it a few minutes ago. Let’s just say that I was a little surprised.
So. Uhhhh. First: Thank you…? I… guess?
Second: Will the charming person who felt the need to send me a porno from Montauk kindly identify yourself?
Third: Yes, I’m certain it’s someone in connection with this blog. No, I will not tell you how I know that. Yes, I’m sure.
Fourth: The kids aren’t back from their dad’s yet, but I’m not sure how I would’ve handled it if they’d been here “helping” me open the mail, as they so often are. A little warning might’ve been nice. Just sayin’.
Fifth: The cover claims this disc “Includes the Award-Winning Festival Release” (Release! Huh huh huhhuhhuh! It’s been a long time since I had a release, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a festival!)
That is all.
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ewwwww….
September 25th, 2005 at 8:09 pmWow, that’s enough to creep a girl out! Some woolly booger sending anonymous porn. Disgusting!
So, was it good porn? Can I get a copy of that? just kidding
September 25th, 2005 at 9:42 pmOh, my. That would have been very bad if the kids were present. I’m so never giving out my address.
September 25th, 2005 at 11:41 pmI hope the sender fesses up and it’s nobody to get all squicked out over. But still… ewww. Anonymous porn.
So, was the video any good?
September 26th, 2005 at 3:25 amThat is really creepy… no note or anything?
September 26th, 2005 at 7:53 amuh-oh.
That means that Domin8trix Deb just got a black forest cake to die for. If I sent her your address and you hers, maybe you could exchange gifts?….
September 26th, 2005 at 12:43 pmSend it to me I’ll dust it for prints.
September 26th, 2005 at 2:22 pmEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Anonymous porn. Unexpectedly. To your home address. That’s just rude. They should have at least given you a selection from which to choose.
September 26th, 2005 at 5:10 pmthat is quite disturbing!
September 26th, 2005 at 10:41 pmIf they knew anything about you they would have known not to send porn. Did they think you needed it?
September 27th, 2005 at 12:30 amDang it… none of my readers ever send *me* any porn…..
September 30th, 2005 at 11:59 pm