February 8, 2005 | Job? Huh?
I will never understand how/why it is that people could take everything I say so seriously. I mean, yes, I’m so very serious here on my blog, I can see where the occasional less-than-earnest statement might just slip right by someone.
Hi, my name is Mir, and every word in this blog is 100% true! Also, please feel free to inquire about the bridge I’m offering for sale.
So, um… just to clarify: I’m not blogging about my job. Yesterday’s post was not factual. Please save your concern over me endangering my employment. Do not fret, do not adjust your television set. I do not now nor have I ever surfed porn on the web, from work or otherwise. I don’t steal office supplies. So far I adore all my coworkers and even if I didn’t, you won’t be hearing about it here.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting to get to at church tonight. I’m trying to figure out how to work Satan into this whole confirmation mentoring program. (Please limit your hate mail to a religious nature.)
February 8th, 2005 at 7:22 pm
Wait..are you sure? What about that one time when you wererrrrrrr…oh sorry…that was supposed to be a secret ;)
February 8th, 2005 at 8:07 pm
Please quit said job and write as I am lacking things to read during the day at my ow job.
February 8th, 2005 at 8:08 pm
“own”
February 8th, 2005 at 8:17 pm
Is Satan a Methodist?!
February 8th, 2005 at 8:17 pm
Isn’t it funny that people can be so serious? I just wrote a silly personal ad on my site in the likeness of a job classified ad, and people thought it was real…um, not that desperate, and I certainly wouldn’t try to sell myself on the very site where I reveal what an idiot I am.
People just need greater senses of humor.
That’s all I have to say about that.
February 9th, 2005 at 11:28 am
Bwahhhhhaaaaahahah ;) We should make bumper stickers for bloggers saying “Don’t Get Dooced.”
February 9th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
Read the above mentioned post and comment. Cracked up. I mean, wow, look at all the personal stuff you posted over there! Did I hear you actually say that your job has a (gasp) offshore support rep! Now *that* narrows the search to only ten million trillion bazillion companies in the US. One more slip-up like that, and everybody’ll be able to figure out where you work! LOL