January 14, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Me: Eat your breakfast, please.
Him: No, I want to eat something else.
Me: Eat your breakfast.
Him: I’m gonna eat… YOU!
Me: Eeeeeek!
Him: I’m gonna eat yoooouuuu!!
Me: Don’t eat me! I’m tough and yucky!
Him: No you’re not. You’re a dewicate fwower!
I pity the girl who breaks his heart… I’ve got my fava beans and a nice Chianti ready and waiting.
Posted by Mir @ 7:47 am
January 14th, 2005 at 9:22 am
*melts*
*sigh* Can’t I borrow him for a bit?
Smallish boy would have agreed with tough and yucky and added stinky like poop.
January 14th, 2005 at 9:59 am
I read you everyday, you and your children make me laugh soo hard. You are a great read & inspiration.
P.S. I made those chocolate chip cookies, and YUM!
January 14th, 2005 at 10:00 am
Okay Hannibal. But who can blame you? He’s not even my kid and I think I’d rip apart any girl that broke his heart.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:54 am
AWWWW!
He’s reading romance novels for bedtime, admit it.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:57 am
Ya know…I’ve been calling you lotus blossom for years now…does that count as a dewicate fwower?
January 14th, 2005 at 1:06 pm
Wonderfully sweet!
January 14th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
He’s right, you know. Smart kid.
January 14th, 2005 at 1:39 pm
I love finding excellent blogs, especially when they remind me of my own breakfast time.
Blogrolled!
January 14th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Oh, that is so not how it goes down at our breakfast table.
Congrats on a beautiful child. I hope you never need that chianti…
January 14th, 2005 at 2:59 pm
That is absolutely precious. Thank you for sharing. In fact, while I’m on the subject, thank you for sharing many things with us, via your blog. I know my life is better just from being influenced by you and your great attitude. As for ‘regrets,’ we all have them. One day at a time, each day with its own surprises. You never know about a decision sometimes till years after, if then. We do what we think is best, and that’s the best we can do. I think you are an incredibly marvelous person. Want to go hang out at the movies and mall after while? My kids can babysit yours.