November 1, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin

… when you pinch your eyelid in your eyelash curler?

… when you forget to bring the packages you meant to mail on your way back from the appointment just beyond the post office?

… when the appointment “just beyond the post office” turns out to be about ten miles beyond the post office and you get lost–twice!–on your way there?

… when you go to what you think is the final interview in a loooong process and the person interviewing you says, “We’re in the preliminary stages of talking to people, of course”?

Me too. Happy &*#$^@ Monday.

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